It’s funny how little amount of sleep one can survive on at these parties. I was suddenly having trouble keeping my eyes open while Richard, Kat, Publikk, and Munchkin were in our room after Rich and I played it up for the camera. Maybe it’s because I complained about my feet hurting from the heels I had been wearing for the past several hours and Munchkin giving me a totally fab foot rub. Yeah I’ll blame my rudeness on that. I literally went from laughing my ass off to melting into the pillows. As long as I’m up I’m pretty good(I don’t mean behaved) but after so little sleep, once I get still…I’m toast.

Last year I didn’t make it out to the Boardwalk and this year I was determined to not miss out. A lot of the SSC gang headed out on the Boardwalk to Country Kitchen for breakfast. I don’t operate very well until I’ve had my several cups of coffee in the morning.

We had fun just hanging out and finding fun opportunity’s for pics.

Munchkin/ lil' ol' me /& Katbrat

We weren’t really misbehaving. Besides, doesn’t the title Boardwalk Badness Weekend kind of seem like it’s giving you permission to be at least a tad bit naughty ? I’m sure if you look even closer you can almost see our halo’s glowing in the sun.

Look, we even obeyed the signs …

Later that evening we headed over and set up our table for the vendor fair and that was a party within itself. I really loved how they mixed the absolutely hilarious video’s into the event. At the Strictly Spanking Video’s table they had a guess the bottom game and I had a hard time finding my own, lol. I’m not accustomed to seeing my own bottom from that angle and poster size I guess. = p

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BOARDWALK BADNESS WEEKEND 2011 Part I

Nothing like sitting on a still faintly marked bottom and sharing my party souvenirs with my spank friendly pals.

Where to begin…just be ready for more than one blog entry pertaining to the Boardwalk Badness Weekend folks. Wow what a party !

The trip began Wednesday with our arriving to the airport just after 4:00 a.m. to be on time for our 6:00 a.m. flight. It was such fun to be met by our very good friends, R.G. and Sarah Thorn at the airport. Tons of laughs, reminiscing, and misbehaving the whole way. We stopped at one of my favorite restaurants for lunch: Cracker Barrell. Roast Beef with mashed potato’s….yumm . Thank you R.G. & Sarah !

We needed the nutrition to keep us up for the traveling we did. We ended up in Atlantic City about 2:00 a.m. Lunch had wore off and pizza was supper in the wee hours of the morning. After what was more like a long nap, we headed down stairs to the hotel restaurant to meet up with all the early arrivals. I felt very special being tucked in next to Aunt Miranda after getting millions of happy hugs. I even gave one to Uncle Mike knowing he would be “dealing” with me later for a session in front of the Strictly Spanking camera. That’s another post coming soon.

After finishing a video shoot with Mike Tanner & Jules, I headed for my room. I had changed purses prior to the video and had left my room key ….in my room. Oh ye bright one right ?  It gets better. I tried knocking for Wood Paddles to open the door for me but no answer. I was doing the little “I need to pee” dance and digging for my phone to hopefully call and have him meet me at the door. Guess where my stupid phone was…In the room ! So I took a guess thinking maybe he was in R.G. and Sarah’s  room and headed that direction. When the elevator door opened I all but tackled R.G. who just happened to be there. I think my comment was, I need to pee realllllllllly bad and my butt hurts reallllllllllly bad. Lol. A cool wet towel for my bottom, a glass of wine, and one of Adelina’s mint chocolate chip cookies was much appreciated. My friends rock.

I didn’t play on Thursday night due to my very sore bottom but I still had a blast mingling downstairs. Wood Paddles settled in for a much needed nap in the room. Since I had a couple of drinks earlier that afternoon my good mate Richard Windsor made sure to get some food in my tummy and treated me to a couple of cosmos after. YUMMMMMMM ! Thank you Richard. = )
Night one: sore bottom, sweet lil drink in hand, surrounded by my spanko friends….I was one happy lil’ gal. I was standing outside by the pool chatting with Miss Amy Lynn when several of the SSC gang arrived. When I finally figured out they were there I almost hurdled the patio chairs to hug them but thought maybe cosmo’s and hurdling wasn’t a good idea. Afterward we headed up for some fun pics. Those that know Richard, know that he is a bit protective of his hat.I managed to confiscate and hide his Cranky Top One A Day vitamins.

I must say that I feel quite special he let me sport it while over his knee for the camera. I was truly a good girl, honest. See how I’m holding it so gently and protecting it ? tee hee.  Perfect ending to the first day of the party.

More to come soon = )

With Board Walk Badness right around the corner, Wood Paddles and myself have been busy little bees working on implements for the vendor fair. It’s a cool feeling to be sitting at my desk typing away about spanking stuff and hearing the buzz from the saw as Wood Paddles works on his wares. I of course have taken a few trips to the shop to check out the progress. Kind of like a kid watching cookies being made, yummy.

My Sassy Paddles start out in the hands of Wood Paddles. I get an opportunity to be a little bossy and tell him exactly what I want, lol, and he gets to cutting and sanding. I come in on the creative part and add my sassy side to the mix. It’s kind of funny how I will come up with an idea for a new paddle. Many of them are panty inspired, or I’ll pop off and say something (who would have thought ?) in conversation and thus another paddle is born. You never know what sassy saying might pop into my head at any given moment. All I needed the other day was to see a spool of ribbon and a vision of another paddle came to mind.

My latest trip to the work shop resulted in my getting one of his new designs tested on my bottom. Right there in the doorway of the shop, in the backyard.  Just 3 swats, but I had to try hard not to yelp to loud and freak out the neighbors. Now, I’m not sure what his name for this paddle will be but I named it rather quick like and it’s not very lady like to say. It’s the  “!$@#$! Paddle” as far as Amber is concerned. For my own protection I’ll be nice and call it the Butt Burner instead. In the pic, it’s not the cute heart one, it’s that mean looking one with the holes. OUCHIE ! 

We will both have our implements available for purchase at the party. I might have to do a bit of table bouncing at the vendor fair but Wood Paddles will be taking care of purchases for mine as well. Strictly Spanking Videos is known for their mean ol’ Lickin Stick. I have been on the receiving end of it and it’s in my @#&$! list too. Shhhh. I’ll admit that it does leave an impression. Imagine what it feels like to peek into the paddle work going on out in the work shop and see numerous Licken Sticks hanging on the wall …chilling. I did try to think of an elaborate seize and destroy mission of those evil sticks but Wood Paddles keeps the shop key on him. You would think he didn’t trust me to hold it or something. So all of you bottoms cross your fingers and toes that he will forget and leave the key laying around for some naughty little girl to swipe… just two weeks before the party.

We will be avoiding the fiasco of our arriving very late last year. Our good friends RG and Sarah, will be picking us up early and we will make the rest of the drive with them. I’m sure Sarah and I will be well behaved to ensure we don’t get spanked before the party or earn any extra at the party…NOT. When we have had the opportunity to get together we were complete angels…NOT.

She has a pic of a very cute set of panties she bought for the party and I want the strawberry ones really bad. Might have to sneak into her bags and riffle though all of her belongings when she isn’t looking. I’m sure they could easily be mistaken as mine.

This post was motivated by my reminiscing  about my first couple of years upon entering the spanking scene. So I guess it could be filed under Amber’s Archives. Being on the receiving end of many different implements it’s funny how you will move one to the top of your most hated/dreaded list only to try out something else later and change your mind. I have love/hate relationships with many implements. Such a shock I know.

Whats humorous about the hairbrush is I had never been spanked with one when I first began doing video’s and just by the looks of it I thought that it couldn’t be any worse than being spanked with a paddle. Silly Silly me ! To be so little it sure packs a mean ol’ sting.  Here’s a couple of pics for your amusement.

Amber Is Late

Just a little tidbit of information concerning the mentioned implement. It was purchased at Sally’s Beauty Supply. It did not make my hair pretty, it did adjust the coloring on my bottom however.

Amber Is Late

As you can see by my burying my face into the bed, that I became well acquainted with what I thought to be a not so scary hairbrush. My opinion of the implement changed in that moment believe you me. To late to appear brave  at that point.

To see the full story check out the clip at www.amateurspankings.com

I thought I was lucky that I gave my only Shamrock Paddle as door prize at aTexas Allstate Spanking party. I should have known that a St. Patrick’s Day strapping was what my bottom was in store for instead.

~ HAPPY  ST. PATRICK’S  DAY ~