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Just thought I’d share some random tidbits about lil’ ol’ me. There is more to me than just being a spanko.

It’s already been pointed out that I’m sassy.

I’m also very mischievous at times. That combo can get you in trouble. I say that with experience.

No, I didn’t really chug the whole bottle, there was a camera being pointed at me and well… out comes that mischief I was talking about.

I am my own worst critic and have a hard time accepting a compliment.

Not that I don’t appreciate or believe the person giving the compliment is sincere, I do. I automatically think; if they only knew all the mistakes I’ve made in life and how I view myself…

I love to read. When I was in kindergarten I can remember my teachers using everything from popsicle sticks, marbles, and m & m’s to teach me addition and subtraction. It was frustrating for them but even more so for me. I just couldn’t catch on at math at the same speed as my classmates.  Even with the promise of getting to keep the m & m’s for getting it right ! But I loved reading time almost as much as recess. I had a roller coaster of a childhood and reading was one of my outlets, an escape so to speak.  I sort of redeemed myself for being so horrible in math by being an early reader. I was the weird student in English class, who for the most part, liked writing essays and book reports. I’ve been told I should write a book about my life more than once, but at the age of 20 I attempted just a time line of major events in my life and ending up with a trash can full of wadded up paper and 2 full pages ! That’s just the time line people. I’m not so sure anyone in the world would have the patience to wade through my life story.

I also love art and began playing around with sketching when I was about 9 or 10. To the right is my favorite drawing I did of my mother when she was as a small child. It was not uncommon to find me with either a book or sketch pad. I treasured ebony pencils as much as my tapes and albums. I’m giving away huge hints about my age here. Art and music have always meant a lot to me. I grew up singing solo’s in church and school, and was always in choir. I certainly won’t be trying out on American Idol but I could carry a tune.  At times they were my easiest way to express myself, a comfort, a needed distraction, and  a way to entertain myself when I was bored. It probably kept my sassy self out of trouble on some occasions.

Well there is much more to be told and if you made it to the end of this post without being bored out of your mind, first off, thank you for taking the time to get to know me. Getting inside my lil’ head might be scary…I’ll be posting more very soon I promise.

Is it time for my spanking yet ?

It’s always fun to meet and put a face to a faithful & friendly follower of your blog.

Even better when they are willing to take the time to spank you, chat, & snap some photo’s =)

Courtesy of a new found friend.

They didn’t name it Boardwalk Badness for nothing ! Even though I missed my flight and blah blah blah did not arrive until 1:30 a.m. Saturday morning, this event gets both thumbs up & kuddos from lil’ ol’ me that’s for sure ! It was more than obvious all the hard work and planning that went into it and there was never a dull moment to be had. From the hilarious Tanner Reformatory skit, karaoke, suite parties, food..oh and need I mention spanking, spanking , and more spanking !

It was a blast meeting familiar faces, new faces and catching up on having my bottom tanned. Not that I needed it or anything…well okay, maybe I deserved it. Alright, alright, I had every swat I got coming to me.

I had the honor of shooting a couple of scenes with Richard Windsor. It was a long time coming believe you me and I felt like one very well scolded and well spanked girl…til’ next time…tee hee. There are plenty more pictures to come from my time at Boardwalk.  My flight home was as eventful(lonnnnnnnnnnnnnng) as my flight to the party and I’m still trying to catch up. I’ve decided that I should start my own airline and name it Amber Airways. If your a bottom and you don’t make it to your destination you fly free in addition to a “ticket out of a spanking” voucher. Tops receive a “free implement” voucher. Sounds fair to me.

I was lightly scolded by more than one person that I have been naughty about updating my blog. I can’t deny that, but what motivates me as much as a threat of a spanking is feedback and it felt good to know that people still take the time to check it out. My comments have been attacked with spam. It is disheartening to take the time to post, share pics ect and then one by one wade through literally hundreds and thousands of spam to have little to no feedback. So thank you to those who do and thank you to those who reminded me that I am still alive in the blog world : )

Spanking ? Fun ?  But of course !  You can bet your bottom  I plan on making it to this one for sure !  From what I hear it won’t be leaving without my derriere  being my favorite color of pink. Unless of course I get into any extra trouble which is bound to happen with lil’ ol’ me, then I might be sporting more of a red back porch if you know what I mean…; )

A weekend filled with activities, food, drinks, friends and lots of

RED HOT SPANKING FUN!

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I saw a little bit of me in this vintage picture and not only because I have a weakness for vintage items if you you  know what I mean. Maybe it’s the pondering of past & future mischief that just seems to pour out of this girl. She looks as if she has some secrets that perhaps her furry little friend on the end down there is the only witness to…

I’ve finally added a free preview/sample clip from my first real discipline spanking titled:

Amber’s Smoking Butt. Hope you take the time to check it out. I’m  embarrassed to say that I’m not the most computer savvy so this was quite a long task believe me… but I survived -barely !

Halloween is my absolute favorite Holiday. Maybe because it doesn’t require my going into debt, I can let out my creative side or I’m just weird that way-But it probably has a lot to do with the mischief that one can get into. Not mentioning any names or anything… At least I’m honest ! Too bad I’m not allowed to declare spanking rules, because if I did I would say that this should be a Good Girl Spanking Only holiday. After all, isn’t the theme of Halloween “Trick or Treat ?” So any offense could just be summed up as a trick right ? Sounds fair to me.

I wanted to find a picture from my archive of being good but for some reason there aren’t many of those…tee hee. This one seemed to match my current mood and constant sassyness. Just moments before a spanking, I look so worried and anxious…..lol.

Such an important questions swimming around in my lil’ ol’ head that I couldn’t keep to myself.
Are spanking and clumsiness in any way connected ?  Or am I the only spanko on the planet blessed with this ungraceful talent ? Not that I’ve been entirely good lately, I’ve had little spanking action to speak of on my backside. Leave it to me to give myself a bruise there ! You know those t.v. shows and commercials where you see an adult step on a toy and do the arm waving, legs in the air dance before landing on their butt…yeah, I used to watch those as a kid and think-how stupid, why didn’t they pay attention to where they were walking  ? …Well I may be clumsy, but I’m honest and will admit that I have ate those words more times than I can count. Last night being the most recent. Yes-I fell. How: I stepped on something and not only did I do the arms waving  ect, I crashed into a dvd/cd  cabinet on my way down. Not bumped, crashed. I couldn’t just bump it a little with my arm or something, Noooooo. I sorta fell sideways and hit it with my right cheek. Not my face cheek either. So for someone who has never bore a bruise from a cane, I could probably snap a pic and pretend. Good Grief . I at least think it should count towards my next spanking. It did leave an ugly green & blue line afterall.